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[Michael Demelbauer <Michael.Demelbauer@wsr.ac.at>]

... würde sagen 6 auf der Richterskala für Witze :-)

lG
Michael P. Demelbauer
Benutzerverwaltung, Accounting
WSR
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Arsenal, Objekt 20
1030 Wien

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
-- from http://spaf.cerias.purdue.edu/yucks.html
----- Weitergeleitet von Michael Demelbauer/WSR am 10.01.2012 10:06 -----

yucks@googlegroups.com schrieb am 03.01.2012 17:23:12:
> > Number 10
> >
> >  
> >
> > Life is sexually transmitted.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 9
> >
> > Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 8
> >
> > Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see him without
> an erection, make him a sandwich .
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 7
> >
> > Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person
> to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 6
> >
> > Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but
> you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 5
> >
> > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
> hospitals, dying of nothing.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 4
> >
> > All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 3
> >
> > Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial
> tax cut saves you $30.00?
> >
> >  
> >
> > Number 2
> >
> > In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
> world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
> >
> >  
> >
> > And The Number 1 Thought
> >
> > Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might
> burn your ass tomorrow.
> >
> >  
> >
> > - - - and as someone recently said to me:
> >
> >  
> >
> > "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long".
> >
> >
>
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