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From: b_cork00@tpnet.co.nz (Corky)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Fellow organic gardener's chain letter joke.
Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996 21:29:02 GMT
Organization: Zippo
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Message-ID: <4v5hgf$h0s@krypto.zippo.com>
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Dear fellow organic gardener's.
This letter is being sent to you as I know your'e interested in your
garden and the gardening season is upon us.
This is a chain Fertiliser letter, It will not cost you 1 cent to
join. Upon receiving this letter go to the address at the top of the
list and shit in their garden. ( you should'nt be the only one to be
there so don't be embarresed).
Then make 5 copies of this letter and send or give them to your 5
friends, who appreciate organic gardening. You will receive no money
or cheques but within one week if this chain letter is not broken,
there will be 9216 people shitting in your garden.

My list of friends were.

Mr Will.E.Krapp
42 Enema way
Looseturd.
Kansas. 

Mr Smellis Behind
4766 Diearea Way.
Looseway.
Texas.

Miss Lucey Bowels
36 Bedpan rise
Poopee.
washington.

Mrs Hem.E.Royds
2234 Piles Drive
Gaspain.
frankfart.

Mr C.Howie.Farts
29 Rectum Road
Pootown
Jersey.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN. One wanker didn't give a shit and lost his
entire garden.
P.S If your'e constipated please pass this onto a friend.

  
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Corky
Christchurch
New Zealand
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"Many a true word has been spoken through false teeth"




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