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                AIRCRAFT  -  SPACE SYSTEMS  -  MISSILES

                       Important!   Important!

       Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.

       Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
       order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
       fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
       questions is not required, but the information will help us develop
       new products that best meet your needs and desires.


       1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt. _Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other

       First Name________________  Initial____  Last Name________________

       Latitude__________________  Longitude ________________________

       Altitude________________  Password, Code Name, Etc._____________


       2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?

       __ F-14 Tomcat   __ F-15 Eagle   __ F-19A Stealth   __ Classified


       3. Date of purchase:  Month________  Day________  Year_________


       4. Serial Number ____________________


       5. Please check where this product was purchased:

       _Received as Gift/Aid Package
       _Catalog Showroom
       _Sleazy Arms Broker
       _Mail Order
       _Discount Store
       _Government Surplus
       _Classified


       6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
          product that you have just purchased:

       _Heard loud noise, looked up
       _Store Display
       _Espionage
       _Recommended by friend/relative/ally
       _Political lobbying by Manufacturer
       _Was attacked by one


       7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
          decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:

       _Style/Appearance
       _Kickback/Bribe
       _Recommended by salesperson
       _Speed/Maneuverability
       _Comfort/Convenience
       _McDonnell Douglas Reputation
       _Advanced Weapons Systems
       _Price/Value
       _Back-Room Politics
       _Negative experience opposing one in combat


       8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

       _North America
       _Central/South America
       _Aircraft Carrier
       _Europe
       _Middle East
       _Africa
       _Asia/Far East
       _Misc. Third-World Countries
       _Classified


       9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to
          purchase in the near future:

       Product                       Own     Intend to purchase
       Color TV
       VCR
       ICBM
       Killer Satellite
       CD Player
       Air-to-Air Missiles
       Space Shuttle
       Home Computer
       Nuclear Weapon


       10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
       Check all that apply:

       _Communist/Socialist
       _Terrorist
       _Crazed (Islamic)
       _Crazed (Other)
       _Neutral
       _Democratic
       _Dictatorship
       _Corrupt (Latin American)
       _Corrupt (Other)
       _Primitive/Tribal


       11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

       _Cash
       _Suitcases of Cocaine
       _Oil Revenues
       _Deficit Spending
       _Personal Check
       _Credit Card
       _Ransom Money
       _Traveler's Check


      12. Occupation                You     Your Spouse

       Homemaker
       Sales/Marketing
       Revolutionary
       Clerical
       Mercenary
       Tyrant
       Middle Management
       Eccentric Billionaire
       Defense Minister/General
       Retired
       Student


       13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please
       indicate the interests and activities in which you and your
       spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

       Activity/Interest             You     Your Spouse
       Golf
       Boating/Sailing
       Sabotage
       Running/Jogging
       Propaganda/Disinformation
       Destabilizing/Overthrow
       Default on Loans
       Gardening
       Crafts
       Black Market/Smuggling
       Collectibles/Collections
       Watching Sports on TV
       Wines
       Interrogation/Torture
       Household Pets
       Crushing Rebellions
       Espionage/Reconnaissance
       Fashion Clothing
       Border Disputes
       Mutually Assured Destruction


       Thanks for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire.
       Your answers will be used in market studies that will help
       McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future -- as well
       as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from
       other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious
       consortia.

       Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes?

       Please write to:

       McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
       Marketing Department
       Military Aerospace Division
       P.O. Box 800
       St. Louis, MO 55500





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